Okay so we read this great blog {in Layne's eyes} and they do "Awkward and Awesome Thursday" posts. So we decided we might copy them. We probably wont do it every Thursday {or in this case, even on Thursday}. But here it goes.
Awkward
-Layne was at the mall last month with her mom and nephew Sonny when she wanted to prove how she's an awesome aunt so she took Sonny on the merry-go-round. BUT the lady at the register asked Layne "Are you 16 years old?". Layne was more shocked than the electric slide and thought : Why yes I am 16, and actually older. Thank you. But her mom blurted out "SHE'S 24!" The lady then turned bright red and started fabricating some story about how her daughter is 30 but looks 12. Yah, yah, yah. Stop trying to dig yourself outta that hole. You're too deep already. PS - I'm 23, thanks Mom.
-How our dog takes over the entire king bed. In the middle of the night we will find ourselves pushed together on 1/16 of the bed. And we don't move her. She's spoiled.
-When our dog was young, she had these horrible farts. So horrible you couldn't breathe and when you did your nose stung so bad. Well she stopped. Thank goodness. But don't be too happy for us. Because They. Are. Back. She just calmly walks near us and lets em out.
-Another weird note about our dog. She now wheezes like Fatty McGee after she runs for 5 mins in this heat.
-How hot it is in Tulsa. Walking to the car we start a full blown sweat. Showers happen about 2x a day. Layne thought Kyle spilt water on him at lunch. But no. That was the sweat seeping through his shirt.
-Our cat has hairballs. And throws up/dry heaves. All the dang time. Kyle stepped in it one morning. Grodie!
-Layne went and crashed/spyed/partied at Hugh's bachelor party last night. I mean come on. Layne is friends with all the boys too and they all live outta town so she just wanted to see her friends. But she was the only girl. With about 25 guys. She kept them all in line. And alive. But she was all alone.
Awesome
-How our cat can beat our dog in any fight. And she is claw-less. Once that dog gets too hyper and too close, just one swat to the head will get that dog away.
-A couple weeks ago Kyle's grandma came over to get something. She pulls up in her pimped-out gold 4runner. With a baseball cap on. Backwards. With Christian music blarring. She's 71 years old. And yes, she's awesome.
-Since we have started this Centennial Club at McNellies, we have gone numerous times. In one week. But before we started, we hadn't been there in months.
-Kyle surprised Layne with an awesome purse! It rocks.
-Layne got Kyle a new Odyssey putter. Perfect gift. That gift just automatically took off who-knows-how-many strokes.
-Layne has the hot foot at soccer practice - she scored four goals last time!
-First indoor coed soccer game was tonight and we won! Layne had a 2 pointer. First goal for her and for the season! We dominated. 13-2.
-Hugh's bachelor party. Golf. Drinking. Party bus. Drinking. Bars.
Enough for tonight! We are exhausted from soccer. So we are outta here.
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